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Ash Bishop

Welcome to my weekly Author Spotlight. I’ve asked a bunch of my author friends to answer a set of interview questions, and to share their latest work.

Today: Ash Bishop was born in Bloomington, Indiana where his dad taught at Indiana University.  His family moved to Orange County, California when he was very young, and he spent his formative years among the mean streets of Irvine. He attended college at UCSB, then the National University of Ireland, Galway.  Ash is also a graduate of San Diego State University with an MFA in Creative Writing.  He’s married to a wonderful wife with two wonderful children.  

He spent a good number of years as a high school English teacher, but he’s also done a few less important, though slightly more glamorous, things.  He worked in the video game industry for Sammy Studios, and in educational app development with Tappity App; he currently performs script coverage for a Hollywood movie studio, and he even used to fetch coffee for Quentin Tarantino during the production of Jackie Brown.  When he was young, he worked as a lifeguard because he may or may not have grown up without ever missing an episode of Baywatch.  

Ash is a lifetime reader and a lifetime nerd.  He can’t get enough of fellow sci-fi authors Philip K. Dick and John Scalzi, but he also likes the classics thanks to all those years teaching F. Scott Fitzgerald and Edith Wharton.  He plays at least an hour of Magic the Gathering a day, and considers a revival of Logan’s Run, and Robotech among his dream projects.  He is currently running a very loquacious level 8 Bard through the Rise of Tiamat (alongside three friends and a cruel, unforgiving DM).  

Intergalactic Exterminator’s, Inc is his first novel.  

Thanks so much, Ash, for joining me!

J. Scott Coatsworth: What do you do when you get writer’s block?

Ash Bishop: I have periods of bad, or uninspired, writing that I suspect are my version of writer’s block. No matter what, I try not to stop for long periods of time, but that doesn’t mean what I’m writing is good. Sometimes I think back to things I’ve written and chuckle at the memory because they were… so…terrible…

Still, a writer friend of mine once told me, “writing begets writing,” and I’ve found that to be true. It’s a little like exercising where, if you’re not careful, you can unintentionally quit for long stretches. To avoid that, I write straight through my writer’s block and then attack the mess with liberal use of the delete key afterward.

JSC: Do you use a pseudonym? If so, why? If not, why not?

AB: I do use a pseudonym. My name was already taken on Amazon, but that’s not the reason I went in a different direction. My dad is named Ashley Bishop III, and so by rights, I should have been Ashley Bishop IV. Unfortunately, my dad grew up in a less kind era and got teased a lot for his name being too feminine, so when I was born, he didn’t pass it on to me. My choice of pseudonyms is a way to let my dad know how much he means to me, and to reclaim the family name from the bullies of yesteryear.

JSC: Are you a plotter or a pantser?

AB: An involuntary pantser. I try so hard to be a plotter, but it never works. There must be a breakdown in my ability to plot and simultaneously understand my own characters’ emotions. Whenever I start to do the actual writing, a character always goes rogue, reacting differently than I had planned and making the whole outline fall apart.

JSC: How did you deal with rejection letters?

AB: I’ve been doing this long enough that many of them arrived in an actual mailbox. Those I lovingly kept in a box in the garage. I still occasionally send pictures to my agent of the rejections she sent me on my earlier books. In the last few years, I mostly ignored the rejections. It doesn’t take much to realize how subjective writing is. There are only two things you can be certain of, somebody out there is going to love your writing, and somebody is going to hate it. You’ll eventually find the former as long as you don’t let the latter convince you to give up.

JSC: How long does it take you to write the first draft?

AB: I wrote the first draft in about six months. This was while also working full time and raising a family. It wasn’t my best work. My agent said “I like the first chapter, but not the rest,” so I basically started over again. This time I took a full year and the results were much better.

JSC: What was one of the most surprising things you’ve learned in writing your books?

AB: Probably that I really love writing. I am a movie buff and I love to read genre fiction, manga, comic books, etc. I love to play Dungeons and Dragons and all kind of video games; basically, I indulge in every possible form of escapism. But absolutely nothing beats being able to climb way up into your own head and craft a story where you have full control over everything. It’s worldbuilding tailored completely to my tastes and sensibilities. I guess I always expected writing to be tough – I always encountered “tortured” writers in movies and books. It was a nice surprise when I realized that I found writing incredibly fun and satisfying. I would do it for free (and have for a good portion of my life).

JSC: What are your favorite parts of publishing?

AB: So far it’s been the audiobook. Making the pronunciation guide was a blast. The names of some of my alien races are very odd and I never actually anticipated having to say them out loud. It was a crystallizing moment to have to prepare a document to help someone else lend their artistry to mine.

The publisher also let me listen to the try-outs for audiobook readers, and it was thrilling (and enlightening) to hear my work read by so many different people — each had a different idea of tone, humor and pacing.

JSC: As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

AB: I had trouble deciding between writer, movie director, and rock n’ roll star. Fortunately, I stuck with the one that provides a little bit of anonymity (and doesn’t kick you out of the club if you didn’t find success by a certain age). I think the reason I was attracted to these roles is because I wanted to tell stories, and live a creative life. It’s no surprise that my life has been enriched every time I’ve been able to express creativity, in any capacity.

JSC: Were you a voracious reader as a child?

AB: Yep. I read all the books. It would be impossible to list them, but they had a huge impact and the stories and experiences stick with me even now, so many years later. It could be something small like remembering the thrill of reading my first whole book in a single day, Robin McKinley’s Hero and the Crown or the memory of being inconsolably sad when a certain character died in Margret Weis and Tracey Hickman’s Dragonlance.

JSC: What are you working on now, and what’s coming out next? Tell us about it!

AB: I just finished a middle-grade sci-fi novel about five kids who get marooned on a deserted planet and have to learn how to survive. In plot and tone, it’s indebted to Gertrude Chandler Warner’s classic The Boxcar Children. I’m going to send it to my agent tomorrow. Fingers crossed that she likes it.

While she reads it, I’ll be starting on the sequel to Intergalactic Exterminator’s, Inc. I’m very excited to dive back into that world, even though I just finished the publisher’s revisions in March. I already miss the characters like they’re old friends. The sequel is tentatively titled Lanie and Linnie’s Litter, Ltd.

Intergalactic Exterminators

And now for Ash’s latest book: Intergalactic Exterminators, Inc.:

Finding work is easy. Staying alive is a little bit harder.

When Russ Wesley finds an unusual artifact in his grandfather’s collection of rare antiquities, the last thing he expects is for it to draw the attention of a ferocious alien from a distant planet. Equally surprising is the adventurous team of intergalactic exterminators dispatched to deal with the alien threat. They’re a little wild, and a little reckless. Worse yet, they’re so impressed with Russ’s marksmanship that they insist he join their squad . . . whether he wants to or not.

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Russ woke up lying flat on the ground, his mind foggy as hell. He could smell blood. When he reached forward as gingerly as possible, his muscles screamed at the movement. 

He was on his back. The forest trees waved down at him, blocking out the faint moonlight. He took a couple of deep breaths and reached forward again, groping around in the darkness. His hand came back slick with blood and fur and leaves.

And then he heard voices.

“. . . do you want to do this, then?”

“I just wouldn’t call this tracking, is all. The blood trail’s three feet across. A tiny baby could follow this trail.”

“Show me that baby.”

“Shhh. Both of you, quiet. Something’s registering on the heat index.”

The confusion and pain made it hard to think. Are these locals . . .? he thought. He fumbled in his pocket, looking for his flashlight but also testing for further damage. His hand found the light. It illuminated the small clearing. 

The deer’s corpse was just a few feet away, right where he’d shot it, but it wasn’t whole. Something had torn off its back legs, shearing straight through the muscle and bone. 

Russ took a deep breath but didn’t let his body or mind react to the sight of the carnage.

Seconds later, the strangers’ flashlights found him.

“He’s over here. To our left.” 

Russ heard three or four people hurrying through the brush. A woman in all black stepped into the clearing. Her brown hair was tied back in a bun, and she had a long steel shotgun in her hands. An odd earring twinkled in her ear.

“You okay, son?” she asked, crouching down to place her hands on his chest. She stared into his eyes, examining him. “Looks like you’re going into shock. Just stay on your back and concentrate on breathing.”

A man followed shortly after her. He glanced around, holding up a funny-looking flashlight to cast out the darkness. “He’s alone,” the man confirmed. “Are you from around here?” he asked Russ.

“I’m from California,” Russ groaned. 

“I don’t know what that means,” the man said.

“Just hold still,” the woman said. She pulled a gadget from her pack. The end telescoped out like an antenna. 

Russ watched as an aqua blue light shone down from the device, running across his entire body. He flinched as it reached his face, and even that small movement caused his lungs to burst with pain. 

“He’s got four broken ribs, a hairline fracture in the left wrist and a torn hamstring. Did you see what hit you?” the woman asked him.

Russ tried to think. “No.” The word was as much a groan as anything else.

“Tell us what you remember.”

Russ rolled over onto his side. It hurt badly. Now that she’d pointed out the injuries, everything was localized. His ribs throbbed. His wrist felt hollow. His left leg was pierced with pain. “I was driving down Route Eighty-Nine, and a deer . . .” Russ pointed to the half deer corpse beside him. “. . . this deer dashed in front of my car. I knew I’d injured it by the sound it made when it hit the bumper, but I didn’t think I’d have to chase it this far into the woods to put it out of its misery.”  

Russ took a moment to swallow. “After I shot it, I—I was kneeling, jacking out the leftover rifle shells. But then . . . I was flipping through the air. I think I hit that tree right behind me.”

The woman looked back at the tree. “It’s pretty splintered up.”

“I was flying upside down. Backwards.”

“Can you walk?” the man asked. 

Two more women, dressed in the same black combat gear, entered the clearing. They both had long rifles slung over their backs. 

Russ glanced at the newcomers, his eyes lingering on the guns. They weren’t locals. He could tell that much. “Who are you guys?”

“Just local hunters,” one of the newcomers said.

“Sure,” Russ said. 

“Tell me what hit you,” the first woman said firmly.

“’I don’t know. A meteor? A buffalo? Maybe . . . a . . . rig?”

The woman pulled a roll of pills from a MOLLE strap on her backpack. “Swallow two of these. They’re going to kill the pain.”

Russ chewed the pills. Their chalky taste filled his mouth and crept up his nose.

“They won’t cure any of the damage. You’re going to feel fine, but you’re not fine. Move carefully until you can get proper medical treatment. The road is two miles north. Can you reach it without help?”

Russ nodded. Whatever she gave him was blazing through his bloodstream, kicking the fog and ache off every organ that it passed.   

“What’d I just eat?”

“Two miles north. Don’t stop for any reason.”

One of the newcomers, a well-muscled young woman with close-cropped brown hair, glanced at the half deer corpse lying next to Russ. Its blood had sprayed a pattern across the splintered tree. “Look at the animal, Kendren,” she said. 

The guy, Kendren, shone his flashlight over the deer corpse. “Whoa,” he said. “We definitely found what we’re looking for.”

“You really chummed the water with this stag,” the short-haired woman told Russ.

“Kendren, Starland, mouths shut,” the first woman said, making a slashing gesture. She pulled Russ to his feet. He gritted his teeth against the pain, but it was gone. 

Kendren and Starland stayed huddled around the deer, crouched low, inspecting where the hindquarters had been sheared off the bone. Kendren looked at the deer’s head and saw where Russ had shot it. 

“You make this shot?” he asked Russ. “In the dark?”


“Was the deer already dead? Were you a foot away? Point blank?”

“No. I was up on a ledge over by the river. Forty feet in that direction.” Russ pointed up the gradual incline. 

Kendren was still looking at the dead deer. “You shot it between the eyes, from forty feet, in the dark?”        

“Yeah. I guess.”

 “Head on back to the highway,” the woman said firmly. “You should start now. It might be dangerous to stay here.”

The way she was looking at him, Russ kind of figured she meant that she was what was dangerous. If he didn’t do what she said.

“I just need to find my grandpa’s rifle first,” Russ told her.

She grabbed him by the arm. Her grip was incredibly strong. In the light from her flashlight her eyes seemed almost purple. “Start walking toward—”

Before she could finish her sentence, the third woman, who’d melted back into the darkness, stepped forward again. “Cut the light,” she hissed. “It’s here.”

Something came crashing through the brush, making a howling sound. It wasn’t a sound Russ had ever heard before. It was a deep rumbling growl, followed by a pitched screech that made the hair on his arms stand up. Branches were snapping, and he could hear claws scraping on rock. It was still thirty feet south, but it scared the hell out of him. 

“‘El Toreador.’ You’re up,” the woman hissed.

The girl they called El Toreador had been on lookout. She was far enough into the darkness that Russ could barely see her, just a wisp of thick brown hair bobbing in the darkness—that is, until she pounded her chest with her fist. The vest lit up red, casting shadows across the trees. “My real name’s Atara,” she told Russ quickly. Then: “Don’t look so worried. We’re professionals.”

“Starland, hit her with the hormone.” 

“The vest is enough,” Atara growled.

Starland slipped back into the light. She was carrying some kind of tube that looked like a pool toy. She pushed hard against the end, blasting thick goo all over the other woman.

“Hurry up. It’s almost here.”

Russ was scrambling around in the brush, looking everywhere for his rifle when the creature burst through the perimeter glow of his tiny flashlight. Atara’s vest reflected off its face, bathing it in red light. It was all fangs and claws, huge, twice the size of a grizzly bear and full of rippling muscles stretched out in terrifying feline grace. It leaped at Atara, but midflight it caught the scent of the goo and reoriented to the left, bumping her off her feet but not harming her. 

The huge cat-thing landed softly, immediately turning toward the fallen woman, sniffing the air, growling, and bobbing its head. 

“It’s got the scent. The big kitty’s feeling amorous,” Kendren yelled. He, Starland, and the other woman all had their rifles raised. They were tracking the cat, ready to fire. Atara looked pissed, sprawled on the ground with her legs splayed. 

“Knock it down. We’re authorized for lethal. What are you waiting for?” she shouted.

The creature was fully in the light now. It looked a lot like a tiger, but it was at least six times the size, with wavy, shaggy hair. 

“What the hell is it?” Russ shouted.

The feline was practically straddling Atara. “I don’t like how it’s looking at me. Come on, shoot!” she demanded.

The creature batted a paw, claws extended, and tore the glowing vest off her chest. It drew the vest up to its nose, sniffed, and started to growl again. 

Then the huge beast paused, slowly turning away from Atara. It sniffed the air, shoulders hunched, fur on the scruff of its neck rising. As it turned, its deep onyx eyes looked squarely at Russ. 

It growled and took a step toward him. 

Russ thought his heart had been beating hard before, but as the huge cat glided toward him, the thudding in his chest was so loud it drowned out every other sound. He didn’t even hear the discharge of Starland’s shotgun, two feet away from the monster. The wad of pellets sprayed against the creature’s flank and it howled, tearing away into the darkness so fast Russ didn’t even see it move. 

Atara scrambled to her feet and dropped her rifle. “Did you see that? A direct hit and no penetration. I told you Earth tech was garbage. What is this? The thirteenth century? I’m powering up.”

The first woman—the one with the purple eyes—glanced at Russ. She was short, wiry, with the powerful shoulders of a linebacker. Russ realized she was the leader of . . . whoever these people were. 

“When are you going to learn to keep your mouth shut?” she barked at Atara.

“You already used the CRC wand on him.”

“Two hours of mandatory training videos. The second this is over.” 

“I’d rather be cat food than watch those again,” Atara said.

“You skip the videos and I’ll send you back through CERT training.”

Atara wasn’t really listening. She crashed off through the brush in the direction of the big cat. 

Nodding toward Russ, the woman shouted, “Kendren, you’ve got containment.” Then she disappeared into the darkness. Starland drew a pistol from her belt and followed.

“Containment? More like babysitting,” Kendren grumbled. “I should be the one doing the good stuff.” He glanced in the direction they’d gone. Russ kind of agreed. Kendren was huge, at least six-five, and covered from head to toe with what Russ’s cousin had always called beach muscles. He had thick, wavy hair down to his shoulders.  

Out in the darkness, Russ could see the others’ flashlights bobbing up and down. They were headed up an incline, probably straight toward the bank of the river.

“Was it my imagination, or was the cat more interested in you than the vest covered in mating hormone?” Kendren asked.

At first, Russ didn’t answer. Finally, he said, “What would make it do that?”

“No idea. It’s supposed to follow the hormone. What’s better than sex?” Kendren shook his head, seemingly unable to answer his own question. He frowned slightly. “The only thing I’ve seen them more interested in is an Obinz stone. You ever seen an Obinz stone? They’re about this big”—Kendren held his hands six inches apart—“usually green, with yellow veins running all along the edges? I don’t think they’re native to . . . this area.” Kendren looked around in distaste. “But I’ve seen these cats jump planets just to get near one if it’s in an unrefined state. An Obinz stone is basically intergalactic catnip.”

“I’ve never seen one,” Russ told him. His voice wavered slightly, but Kendren didn’t seem to notice.    

“Then we better shut this vest down,” Kendren said. He stepped up onto a boulder and reached high into a tree, grabbing the vest from where the cat had tossed it. He folded the vest up and tucked it under his arm. “I’m not even sure how to turn it off,” he said.

“That was a saber-toothed tiger, right? You guys cloning stuff? Is this Jurassic World or something?” Russ rubbed his temple. His questions were coming so fast, they were jumbled in his mouth. Kendren had just said intergalactic, and something about jumping planets, but here in the dark Wyoming forest, six miles from his grandmother’s house, he wasn’t yet ready to face those pieces of information. 

Kendren threw the vest on the ground and raised his rifle, pumping a slug into it. It kept glowing. “Damn. It’s pretty important I get this thing turned off.”

Starland’s discarded rifle was just a few feet away. While Kendren kicked at the vest with his boot heel, Russ inched toward it. 

“Touch the weapon and I’ll shoot you in the face,” Kendren said. He stomped on the vest again. 

The flashlights were way north now, probably on the other side of the river. Russ could hear the distant voices arguing about which way the big cat went. 

The voices were so loud, neither Kendren nor Russ heard the cat until it was right in front of them, growling, hissing, and spitting. It stalked into the circumference of the faint red light from the vest. 

Kendren was still standing on the vest, his rifle slung over his shoulder. Beside him, the cat was enormous, twice as tall as a man. It crouched down, looking him straight in the eye. 

“I’m dead,” he said quietly. 

The creature coiled back on its powerful flanks and threw itself forward like a bullet. Its wicked claws stretched out, razored edges slashing at Kendren’s neck and chest.

Russ kicked Starland’s gun off the ground, caught it, leveled it, and fired. The bullet split the cat’s eye socket, ripping through its optic nerve and straight into its brain. 

Momentum carried the dead body forward on its trajectory, smashing into Kendren and pinning him to the earth.

A few moments later, the rest of the team returned, clambering through the thick brush. The leader approached the enormous beast and nudged it with her boot.

“Is it dead, Bah’ren?” Atara asked, her gun still pointed at the fallen creature.

“Sure is,” the leader, Bah’ren, responded. 

 The wind was starting to pick up, blowing the branches of the trees, shaking off a few dead leaves.  

“How about Kendren?”

“Negative,” Bah’ren said.

“Get it off me,” Kendren demanded. “It’s gotta weigh nine hundred pounds.”

“How many intergalactic laws do you think we’ve broken here?” Atara asked. She moved next to Bah’ren, looking down at Kendren with an expression that was half pity and half amusement. 

He had managed to sit up, but his legs were still wedged under the huge carcass.   

“Including the law about referencing intergalactic law on a tier-nine planet?” Bah’ren asked.

“You guys are being a little careless,” Starland said.

“Not our fault this thing was a hundred miles off course. The MUPmap promised there wouldn’t be any tier-nine bios in the vicinity.” 

“What are we supposed to do now?” Atara said, nodding toward Russ.

“Oh, we’re conscripting him, for sure.” Bah’ren said.

“Really?” Atara said. “We’re getting another human?”

“Who? Who do you mean?” Russ asked. He glanced back in the direction of the highway. His eyes were starting to adjust to the dark again, and he could make out a thick copse of trees just a dozen or so yards away. 

“Get the huge beast off me,” Kendren insisted.

Bah’ren moved to one side of the big cat and dug her powerful shoulders into it. Starland ran over to join her, wedging one arm against the creature’s flank, but putting her other arm around the waist of the woman giving the orders. “Atara, come on. You, new guy, we could use your help too. It’s heavy as hell.”

Russ half ran over to them and dug his side into the creature. Its hairy skin sloshed around against the pressure, but the four of them eventually got it moving.

“Roll it the other way!” Kendren demanded. “Its penis is right next to my face.”

They kept rolling, and Kendren kept protesting, as the great shaggy cat slowly grinded over his shoulders and face. Gravity finally caught hold of its weight and the corpse flopped to the ground. The three in black all chuckled as Kendren spit out the taste of cat testicle. 

“Oh, that’s what you meant. Sorry about that,” Starland said, laughing. 

Kendren crawled onto his knees, still hacking and spitting. He stopped for a minute and looked at the cat’s face, poking a finger in the thing’s empty eye socket and wiggling it around. “Another hell of a shot.”

“The debriefing wasn’t just wrong about location,” Atara said. “The creature’s fur is like steel mesh. Our bullets were doing jackshit.” 

Kendren rolled up onto his knees, both hands propped on his thighs. “You saved my life,” he told Russ.

“No problem,” Russ said. 

It was the last thing Russ said before he dropped the rifle and sprinted full speed back toward the safety of the trees. He was running as fast as he could, pumping his arms, banging his shins on rocks, bumping past pines, carelessly plunging through the dark. 

He’d only gotten about twenty yards, running full speed, when something metal slapped around his ankle. It tipped him off balance and, for the second time that night, he could feel himself careening head over heels. 

He hit a tree, again, then slowly slipped out of consciousness.

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